
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:14 p.m.):
That's pretty much it .
Audiovisual Design. Tis fun
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:14 p.m.):
cool
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:15 p.m.):
i think the "dunno" thing is actually like a chin support thingy
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:15 p.m.):
but that's not the actual name
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:16 p.m.):
It has something to do with airflow as well, and apparently it's the thing that prevents your view shield screen thing from fogging up when you breathe. Um.. Yeah, that's a good point. I should probably learn the names, they'll come in handy =P
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:17 p.m.):
yeah
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:18 p.m.):
And one thing I never thought about, but that I have discovered upon doing the research for this: Full-face helmets don't let you eat. That sucks.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:18 p.m.):
rly?
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:18 p.m.):
not even a tiny sammich?
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:19 p.m.):
Even chewing gum becomes a challenge of epic proportions in one of these things. Really. I tried literally that.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:19 p.m.):
dat sux
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:20 p.m.):
but u can pull the shield glass thingy up and then eat all them bugs that fly up against you'r face!!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:20 p.m.):
while u ride the bike
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:23 p.m.):
There's actually a flap-beveled edge-border thingie (really, names will be sorely needed) that makes up this sort of barrier between the visor glass visor thing and your actual mouth. So, yeah, you can't even scratch it. It's actually easier to reach your mouth from under the helmet than through the glass thingie.
I don't know, maybe my face is misshapen or perhaps this particular helmet is just sucky, but it feels like having a dead midget's rigor mortis set in just as he was passionately hugging your face.
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:23 p.m.):
...I guess. I've never had that happen.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:24 p.m.):
me either
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:24 p.m.):
yet
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:24 p.m.):
so it sux
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:24 p.m.):
Well, the night is young.
And yeah, it sucks. All over.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:24 p.m.):
glad to know it now
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:24 p.m.):
for i have never worn a helmet of any kind
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:25 p.m.):
i would like to wear a watermelon helmet though
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:25 p.m.):
I hadn't either, until yesterday. And I hope I never have to again.
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:26 p.m.):
OH yeah. A watermelon helmet is the epitome of happiness.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:26 p.m.):
or pumpkin
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:26 p.m.):
or a rly large pineapple!!!!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:26 p.m.):
mmmhhh pineapple!
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:27 p.m.):
And NOBODY fucks with someone with a pineapple helmet.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:27 p.m.):
yeah!
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:27 p.m.):
"Come on, slap me on the head! I DARE YOU, BITCH!".
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:27 p.m.):
LOL!!!!
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HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:30 p.m.):
a CACTI HELMET would be AWESOME
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:30 p.m.):
wait cacti is spelled right?
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:31 p.m.):
"Cacti" .. Makes sense to me.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:31 p.m.):
yeah
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:31 p.m.):
it is
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:31 p.m.):
And yes, a cacti helmet would be awesome. You know, within the context of this conversation, suddenly I can totally see where Nature was going with that coconut idea.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:31 p.m.):
cuz it's plural
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:32 p.m.):
yeah! coconut!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:32 p.m.):
and! you can lick the inside of the coconut helmet
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:32 p.m.):
u won't need to starve!
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:34 p.m.):
"Coconut and dandruff", the new flavour by Häagen-Dazs.
And you could point to your head and literally refer to that as "el coco" without it being a figure of speech! Finally!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:35 p.m.):
awesome
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:35 p.m.):
plus all tem diff helmets give u an option for all holidays
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:35 p.m.):
pumpkin for halloween
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:35 p.m.):
cacti for cinco de mayo
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:36 p.m.):
coconut or pineapple for some hawaiian parties and holidays
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:36 p.m.):
and so on
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:37 p.m.):
Holiday-themed fruit-helmets. I think we may have something here.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:37 p.m.):
yep
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:37 p.m.):
...Yeah, cacti and pumpkins are fruit. Lol.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:37 p.m.):
plus u get to eat the insides of the fruits in order to make them
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:38 p.m.):
or make a pie and give it to a frenemy
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:40 p.m.):
I think the Holiday Veggiehelmet industry is the future. Besides, virtually EVERY fruit can be turned into a helmet. In b4 bananas and grapes.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:40 p.m.):
sure!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:41 p.m.):
u can weave a grape helmet
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:42 p.m.):
Weaving! That opens up a whole new world of possibilities! Like, you know, walnuts or, um... grapes... and... maybe...
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:42 p.m.):
Um...
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:42 p.m.):
...and walnuts?
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:42 p.m.):
cherries?
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:42 p.m.):
Cherries, that's it.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:42 p.m.):
small tomatoes
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:42 p.m.):
string beans
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:43 p.m.):
and even green veggies
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:43 p.m.):
like lettuce
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:44 p.m.):
Take cabbage. Look at the shape of cabbage. That stuff was clearly intended as a helmet in the beginning.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:44 p.m.):
or basil for a more "aromatic" experience
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:45 p.m.):
I want to sort of papier-mâché together a rice helmet. That would be amazingly funny to watch at work, because it would instantly shatter upon impact, and all the little raw rice grains would just fly everywhere.
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:46 p.m.):
That could make a gruesome accident totally worth it. Hell, it could even make war funny.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:46 p.m.):
i know
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:46 p.m.):
i got it
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:46 p.m.):
for the movies..
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:46 p.m.):
A POPCORN HELMET!
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:46 p.m.):
Oh how I love you.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:46 p.m.):
a NACHO helmet!!!
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:47 p.m.):
A raw popcorn-grain-thing helmet. You would walk near a hot lamp and the stuff would start popping from your head everywhere.
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:47 p.m.):
Kids would LOVE you.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:47 p.m.):
right!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:47 p.m.):
i know
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:48 p.m.):
i give you the ideas and u come up with the science to make it happen!
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:49 p.m.):
Definitely works for me.
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:49 p.m.):
I may actually truly really literally make the popcorn helmet. That has GOT to be quite a sight.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:49 p.m.):
well make one for me
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:50 p.m.):
the thing is that they have to be disposable
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:50 p.m.):
u can't just reuse them
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:51 p.m.):
Hurm. That is true.
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:52 p.m.):
Well, now I'm sadly off to get some sleep, hopefully to come back in a few hours and get some work done. But I will give Veggiehelmets a thought, try to come up with some new ideas.
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:52 p.m.):
ok
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:52 p.m.):
well if u need some ideas just text me
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:52 p.m.):
u got mi numbah
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:53 p.m.):
Will do .
And, seeing as how this has been one of the funniest conversations I've had in a long time, I'd totally love to post some of it on my blog. Do I have your permission? Pretty please with a coconut on top?
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:53 p.m.):
sure man!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:54 p.m.):
just as long as i get credited with my REAL name
Agropio Spaulding Fallaver says (11:54 p.m.):
You got it ^^ Thankies!
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:55 p.m.):
my real name's PEPINO i love male zombie strippers dressed as frank n furter COSMICO
HOLY BOREDOM! says (11:55 p.m.):
thanx