Conversación: Agropio Vs. Spambot.

Ante la falta notable de cosas nuevas en este blog, viene a parecer una buena idea reimprimir material del mundo real sin reprocesar ni un poco. En este caso, una conversación entre un bot spamero pornósico y el autor, que tarda dos a tres líneas en darse cuenta de que no está hablando con una persona, pero que de ser un poco más normal y tener una conversación más tradicionalista y como la gente podría haber sido engañado bastante rato sin demasiado esfuerzo.
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Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (11:57 p.m.):
**knock knock*?

Son says (11:57 p.m.):
*hey

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (11:58 p.m.):
*Evening. (Or not).
And you are...?

Son says (11:59 p.m.):
*think we chatted before right?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:00 a.m.):
*I'm... just not getting there... Nope, sorry, "Son" is not ringing any bells. Any other known aliases?

Son says (12:01 a.m.):
*i'm sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:01 a.m.):
*...

Son says (12:01 a.m.):
*i'm 21/f ......u?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:02 a.m.):
*I'm the Voight-Kampf Test of Doom.

Son says (12:02 a.m.):
*nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:02 a.m.):
*Wait, you didn't get to relax in the shower? Wow, the life of a bot is really agitated.

Son says (12:02 a.m.):
*whats a bot?

Son says (12:02 a.m.):
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???

Son says (12:02 a.m.):
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:03 a.m.):
*Clever.

Son says (12:03 a.m.):
*Nice..I'm feeling a little naughty ..lol..U?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:04 a.m.):
*If I were to shoot you in the head, would your brains get sprayed all over the walls?

Son says (12:04 a.m.):
*Yeah I'm horny lol ..sorry if that's forward ..is that cool?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:04 a.m.):
*Cut the crap, bot. What's your racket?

Son says (12:05 a.m.):
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:05 a.m.):
*We already went through this.
So, what are you selling?

Son says (12:05 a.m.):
*I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:05 a.m.):
*I have a squirt gun, if that's of any help.

Son says (12:05 a.m.):
*lolz yeah i need it babe...i'm so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i've got a sweet ass that loves attention!!

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:07 a.m.):
*Goatse? Is that you?

Son says (12:07 a.m.):
*do you cam?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:07 a.m.):
*You need a verb in there. Urgently.

Son says (12:08 a.m.):
*Well i don't do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:08 a.m.):
*NO FUCKING SHIT.

Son says (12:08 a.m.):
*I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:08 a.m.):
*No, not really.

Son says (12:09 a.m.):
*Ok go to http://twurl.nl/by6grs accept the invite on the page baby

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:09 a.m.):
*Page baby? We have a page baby? I thought page babies were illegal!

Son says (12:09 a.m.):
*i'm 24

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:10 a.m.):
*You were 21 ten minutes ago. My, time does fly, doesn't it?

Son says (12:10 a.m.):
*sweet, fill out ur info..takes 2 secs..don't worry it's free!!..cause I'm sending you a buddy invite through my page.... i can't wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all ;-) ..k?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:13 a.m.):
*Shit piss fuck cunt dick cocksucker motherfucker tits?

Son says (12:13 a.m.):
*cum rub my cunt ;)

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:13 a.m.):
*Wow. A one-vowel four-word sentence. Impressive.

Son says (12:14 a.m.):
*make sure you uncheck the "special offer" at the bottom so its free :) if your internet is slow the site will load a bit slow, but don't worry, you'll see me sexy!

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:14 a.m.):
*You're really not that interesting after a while, bot.

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:14 a.m.):
*Goodbye.

Son says (12:14 a.m.):
*whats a bot?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:14 a.m.):
*I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!

Son says (12:15 a.m.):
*its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe...but again no worries it's free!!! k?

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:15 a.m.):
*Bye,

Son says (12:15 a.m.):
*Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://twurl.nl/j4e2gn just accept my cam invite.. Its Fast and easy.. we'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:16 a.m.):
*BYE.

Son says (12:16 a.m.):
*Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://twurl.nl/vmopwk just accept my cam invite.. Its Fast and easy.. we'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:16 a.m.):
*Okay, 3PO.

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:17 a.m.):
*Good night.

Son says (12:17 a.m.):
*What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere... ;-)

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:17 a.m.):
*Orange with purple zig-zag stripes that glow in the dark?

Son says (12:17 a.m.):
*i'll strip for u ;) lolz

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:17 a.m.):
*Whatever.

Son says (12:17 a.m.):
*Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:18 a.m.):
*SHUT UP!

Son says (12:18 a.m.):
*Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:18 a.m.):
*Fuck you.

Son says (12:18 a.m.):
*mhhm fuck me ;)

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:19 a.m.):
*Win. Sorry, but that was pure win right there. These guys must expect a lot of "fuck you"s to write that response in.

Agropio "Sí, BOJ!" Fallaver says (12:19 a.m.):
*Now shut up? Please?

Son says (12:19 a.m.):
*mhhm fuck me ;)